I Almost Made It...

I nearly made it out of Target, with only the items on my list. But, wait! What is this!? This delicious little friend, beckoning to me from its lofty perch amidst the checkout lanes. Why am I so weak? Why can't I resist?

Because they're friggin' delicious, that's why. To hell with food poisoning outbreaks related to peanut butter - it's worth the chance, baby!